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*** ANOTHER TAPE RECORDING RELEASED!!! HIEM (the "h" is silent) Still in Standoff *** New HEIM (the "h" is silent) tapped telephone conversation exposed! New Financial Controller is a Woman!!!!   
 

 

 


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Hamiwood Casting Call
HIEM (The "H" is silent) has directed his Unpaid Aspiring Intern Casting Call Casting Director to put out cattle and catlesss calls for two potential opportunities:

  • One, potentially two interviewers for a talk show*.

- needs a good voice
- may need both male and female

  • A replacement and non temperamental starlet for Lifestyles with Lady Laphia*.

* Subject to change or cancellation without prior notice

They are unpaid positions are based in Ontario Canada (our "stealth base" for the secret infiltration of New York City, and Hollywood California targeted entertainment markets which we are taking over successfully). You hear yourself now publicly how major Hollywood stars are stating they plan to leave Hollywood and move to Canada in unnamed Hollywood newspapers and tabloids (another acquisition target of Hamiwood Hiem).

Those applicants outside of Canada may be able to be handled from your long distance remote location.

 Evancom Enterprises and/or Peter E. Evanetz retains any & all rights to materials including but not limited to digital rights, audio rights, image rights, copy rights, and creative material ownership rights.

Successful unpaid aspiring intern talk show interviewers may get*:

 - an official Evancom Hamiwood Intern Tee-shirt to wear proudly amongst your famous stars and friends - even in New York, Bollywood or Hollywood.
- an official Evancom Hamiwood Unpaid Aspiring Casting Person Applicant identification card

- the opportunity to become a potential international star managed under the wing of Hamiwood HIEM. (the "H" is silent)., a chance to work on a project with HIEM and have the work exposed to the international community perhaps allowing to get your foot in the door of a Hollywood project which will be useless because everyone is already starting to say "Goodbye Hollywood" and "Hello Hamiwood HIEM!" - "Where do I sign?!".
 New York late night talk shows are now considered toast too!

* Subject to change or cancellation without any prior notice.

If you always wanted to become a talk shoe host / interviewer let us know at:
CastingDirector@Hamiwood.com
DEADWOOD PERSONALITIES NEED NOT APPLY


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